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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!"

"What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers!"

"Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements? The liter."

"If you like pina coladas And getting caught in the rain Then you are some kind of weirdo *swipes left on tinder*"

"I hope that guy that ""wants to be a billionaire"" makes $999,999,999.00 and then gets hit by a bus"

"Need help with a joke! What's a funny reason that Germany or Germans can't be trusted that doesn't have to do with nazis?"

"I've been happily married for 3 years Out of a total of 20."

"Me...Lazy? Don't get me started!"

"I wouldn't trust atoms if I were you. They make up everything."

"Fucking kids these days is not an appropriate answer to ""what have you been up too"""