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Joke of the Day
"How the name WIFE was invented They took 1st and last 2 letters of WILDLIFE and invented WIFE :)"
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"I'm so lucky that I get to wake up every day and do what I love. (eat)"
"How many mexicans does it take to build a house in.... Shit he's done"
"Ever accidentally say 'I love you' to important business customers on the phone? Me too. I MEAN ME NEITHER."
"Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son? Son: I smoked weed, dad Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot"
"What's brown and sticky? a stick"
"What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear? The silence of the lambs"
"What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and donald trump? One of them is a racist carrot"
"What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck? KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people"