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Joke of the Day
"What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear? The silence of the lambs"
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"Windows 10 The punchline is in the title."
"What do you call it when you kill a queen bee? Pesticide."
"In the library: ""Excuse me, where are the books about paranoia?"" ""They are... right behind you."""
"How do you make a neato burrito? With cool beans."
"WARNING: This film MAY contain nudity. Either it does or it doesn't, don't waste my time."
"I've found out why gay people dress so well... It's because they spent so much time in the closet."
"Throw a stranger a surprise party by putting confetti inside their closed umbrella when they're not looking!"
"What's Santa's favourite metal band? Sleigher."