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Joke of the Day
"What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear? The silence of the lambs"
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"You know what i hate the most about Sex Ed? that he's been convicted of several cases of sexual assault"
"Why do cops make good farmers? They're good at planting evidence."
"Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider -- It has its own website."