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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and donald trump? One of them is a racist carrot"
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"Like my grandpa Clint Eastwood used to say, it's never too late to adopt a fake name to impress girls."
"What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail? Small medium at large."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 15 years."
"Fun Fact: The average 3-year-old boy can stick 11 kernels of corn up his nose before he needs a trip to the ER."
"How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's dick tastes like blood."
"Ladies, don't be sad if your thighs begin to start touching You're becoming a mermaid!"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself."
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it."
"What's the fastest thing on land? Stevie Wonder's speedboat."