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"How many mexicans does it take to build a house in.... Shit he's done"
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"A Japanese company upset Americans by selling clothes labeled Skinny, Fat and Jumbo. They have since changed them to Large, Extra Large and American."
"Children are like AIDS They are sexually transmitted, incurable till death and they fuck up your sex lives."
"Does anyone want to come over and stare at our phones?"
"Why are Soviets so bad with the ladies? They're always Russian the fuckin' and Stalin the lovin' hehehe"
"What do you get when you put semen in a bat? Abasement."
"I get pretty horny when someone disses me over the Internet. I always get e-rekt."
"How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to pick up the phone and call some other asshole to do it."
"Having a crush is weird bc one minute you're a normal person and then out of nowhere you're like damn I wanna bake that boy a pie"
"Why are a prostitute and a teacher so similar? They both get screwed"