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Joke of the Day

"Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son? Son: I smoked weed, dad Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot"

"I just heard because of the government shutdown government archeologists are working with a skeleton crew."

"Why so the French line their streets with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade"

"Doctor: What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry? Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok?"

"Photon A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk man asks if he has any luggage. The photon replies ""No, I'm travelling light."""

"Utah... but I'm taller."

"I require Latvian Jokes Please, they're so funny."

"CHOPSTICK IS LIFE CHOPSTICK IS LOVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC39oeMwCJ8"

"Simba was talking way too slow so I told him to mufasa."

"What did a black twin called his brother before they're born? Inmates"