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Joke of the Day

"Ever accidentally say 'I love you' to important business customers on the phone? Me too. I MEAN ME NEITHER."

"How do you get 4 old ladies to yell ""Shit!""? Get a 5th old lady to yell ""Bingo!"""

"""Have I made myself clear?"" Said the chameleon as he stood in front of a sheet of glass."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape? Elephant grape sine theta."

"Drake jokes I'll start: Drake the type of dude to stare at the biggest dude in jail directly in the eyes then SLAM the soap on the bathroom floor."

"Black Santa reached into his bag of presents... He may have been reaching for a weapon. An officer involved shooting occurred."

"This fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined"

"My friend told his girlfriend that he wants lots of children It's pretty messed up how excited she got about dating a pedophile."

"Why do people have legs? So our ass wouldn't hit the floor while we walk!!!!"

"The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men."