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Joke of the Day

"Ever accidentally say 'I love you' to important business customers on the phone? Me too. I MEAN ME NEITHER."

"Communist alternative of ""grab 'em by the pussy"" would be... ...""seize the means of reproduction."""

"How do you stop rape in West Virginia? kill all the sheep"

"A Jewish boy asks his father for 10 dollars His father replies, ""5 dollars? What do you need 2 dollars for?"""

"WARNING: If you see posts offering free clips of Justin Bieber's new album, DO NOT CLICK. They link to free clips of Bieber's new album."

"Olive Garden really does make you feel like family. Last time I went there my server told me a racist joke & asked why I wasn't married yet."

"Your jokes are only as funny as someone else's sense of humor."

"When I see guys with skinny jeans and skin tight T's on I pretend they are actual giants who woke up tiny and just had nothing else to wear."

"The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears."

"I bet Melania Trump really regrets buying a speech off Craigslist now."