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Joke of the Day

"Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep? Because deep down they're good people"

"What did the barber say to the Potato? ""You've got eyes on the back of your head!"""

"Why did the rabbit eat lunch under the sink? He found a leek there."

"A Priest and a Rabbi walk in a bar... and they say to each other ""what is this, a joke?"""

"If you beat a man with a mustache in a fist fight, you get to keep his mustache."

"What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste"

"Its terrible how so few black people get nominated for an Oscar It's so sad they're not as talented as white people."

"It's been a horrible morning so far. My ex got run over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver :("

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in base 3"

"Even though my dad is a Trump supporter I let him borrow my car because I'm a good person. I mean, I'm going to report it stolen, but still."