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Joke of the Day
"So a termite walks into a bar... ...and asks, ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"""
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"An old couple was found dead in a drive in theater ... they came to see the movie ""Closed for Winter""."
"If we start referring to the oil spill as a ""petrol spill"" it sounds like an indie rock band and we can all just do drugs and chill."
"I read in the 1930's teething babies were given cocaine. Ridiculous! If they had tooth ache they probably didn't even want to party."
"Daughter: why does that guy with the whistle keep interrupting the football game? Me: because mommy isn't there to do it."
"Who would win in a fight? A bicycle wheel or an old book? Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped."
"NASA Says Signs of Water Flowing on Mars, Possible Niches for Life Willing to take a bath in that following water in Mars."
"Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, ""School Ahead, Go Slow!"""
"Got an MRI. Nurse asked if I had bad kidneys. Told her I won ""best kidneys"" in my high school yearbook. She didnt laugh. We didnt talk again"
"You know what they say about wizards with big hands? The have big staffs"