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Joke of the Day

"An old couple was found dead in a drive in theater ... they came to see the movie ""Closed for Winter""."

"Do you know why Petyr's last name is Baelish? Because he is the liege of Baes. ^I'll ^see ^^myself ^^out."

"Why is it OK for an ice company to commit fraud? Because their assets are already frozen."

"Isn't it so wierd when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear? Anyway my dad just caught me browsing r/jokes"

"I absolutely recommend falling in love with your twitter crush and traveling about 3612 miles to boink them."

"Why did the bear eat his own arms? They were made of honey."

"I could get hit and killed by a truck right in front of him and my dentist would still find a way to blame it on the fact that I don't floss"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped the coffee *before it was cool*."

"Biology Joke If I ever meet the cell cycle, I'm going to punch him in the phase."

"If I wrote an autobiography I bet it wouldn't sell Story of my life.."