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Joke of the Day
"If everyone was like you the human race would lose faith in the world."
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"Mom: You're a son of a bitch! Son: That makes you a bitch! Mom: You sure? *This is the story of how I found out I was adopted*"
"Why do rednecks love Halloween? They get to pump-kin."
"The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large"
"Ian: ""I'd like to report my guide dog missing."" Cop: ""Right. When did you last see him?"" Ian: ""I've never seen him."""
"Argon walks into a bar The bartender kicks him out. Argon doesn't react."
"How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better."
"I went clubbing last night I saw girls twerking in a bun dance."
"What's the worst part about smelling moth balls? Having to move the moth dick out of the way first."
"My daughter just informed me that 75% of you follow me because of how I look. I'm not sure if I'm flattered or insulted."