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Joke of the Day
"Why is the new version called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9."
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"My kids are yelling so incoherently at one another it sounds like they're naming IKEA furniture."
"Arm wrestling is for guys who like to hold hands with other guys while staring into their eyes."
"College cheerleaders look like no one has told them about human mortality yet."
"As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day It's lucky my older brother told me about it really... \- Milton Jones"
"What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke? How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!"
"Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights."
"My only fitness goal is to be able to lift an adult male, approximately the size of my husband, into the trunk of my car without help."
"A dyslexic man walks into a bar And yells ""Hands up mother fuckers! This is a stick up!"""
"Saw a unicorn using a phone booth and all I can think is, who is she calling?"