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Joke of the Day
"Asians aren't bad drivers. They're just disoriented."
Next Joke
"If you love something, let it go. Let it run until it reaches the invisible wall & the shock collar you attached to it's ankle cripples them"
"Why was six afraid of seven Because seven was a registered six offender"
"If you walk up to me with a plate of food and say ""Matt?"" My name will always be Matt."
"Don't reply to nuclear reactors that say they're ugly. They're just fission for compliments."
"if you tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry they will clean it for free"
"I forgot my work ethic at home today, but I did remember to bring my shenanigans and debauchery."
"I feel like a million bucks today.. Seriously, how do I get rid of this erection? I'm getting worried."
"A man knighted for how he stood while ejaculating Sircumstance"
"Why did the hobbit go vegan? Because MEAT IS MORDOR!"