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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights."

"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents..."

"What's the difference between Britain and Australia? When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse."

"Some women are real drama queens during PMS They complain, shout, pout, argue, cry, sulk, call in sick, throw kitchen utensils ... ... I think they are just OVARYacting"

"Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !"

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A fish."

"I started seeing a therapist about my fear of bridges. Turns out I have severe truss issues."

"What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!"

"What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !"

"Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients."