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Joke of the Day
"A dyslexic man walks into a bar And yells ""Hands up mother fuckers! This is a stick up!"""
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"My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. . . My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""