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Joke of the Day

"My only fitness goal is to be able to lift an adult male, approximately the size of my husband, into the trunk of my car without help."

"I have come up with the most awkward event of all time: the Father-Son wedding dance."

"What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind? Fa Ting"

"Interrupting Cow's Cousin Moo. Knock knock. Who's there? Time traveling cow."

"Leading cause of automobile accidents I bet the leading cause of automobile accidents for bodybuilders is flexing while driving..."

"What is Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin' Bran."

"Sport Fishermen Are all about that bass"

"Why do airplanes have to go around the sweatpants factory? Because it's a NO FLY zone!"

"Why is six afraid lf seven? Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa."

"Russian family conversation ""Papa, can I have 10 rubl?"" ""20 rubl? Why you need 30 rubl!?"""