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Joke of the Day
"Saw a unicorn using a phone booth and all I can think is, who is she calling?"
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"In the morning, I woke up on the floor next to my bed. I must have fell asleep."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun actually does something when it's triggered."
"I cringe when teens brag about taking girls to pound town because adopting a puppy together is a huge responsibility."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's wearing solely underpants made from cling film... The psychiatrist says 'Well, I can clearly see your nuts!'"
"Romans were rich, Romans had feasts! But for the love of god stay away from their priests!"
"Click Bait Joke"
"Life is like a bed of roses. You just have to watch out for the pricks."
"Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you all the sh1t you want!"
"If a woman wears a ponytail holder on her wrist at all times that means she's always down to pull her hair back and fight you."