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Joke of the Day
"Saw a unicorn using a phone booth and all I can think is, who is she calling?"
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"Girl, me without you is like the History Channel without World War Two."
"A young Hitler, and a young Mao are in a room with a cannibal The cannibal had dic-tator tots for dinner"
"If a fireman's job can go up in smoke, and a plumbers job can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?!"
"skippin the intro of a game and then realizin you have no idea what the objectives are just walking round aimlessly hoping something pops up"
"I made a promise to a dying friend... ...that I'd stop making commitments."
"If I wore these clothes yesterday but no one saw me in them, did I really wear them."
"Rules to learning English: their our know rules"
"For $60, this printer ink had better be hand squeezed out of endangered squids."
"If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one...?"