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Joke of the Day
"Saw a unicorn using a phone booth and all I can think is, who is she calling?"
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"Do you know why the Little Mermaid wears seashells? Because A and B shells were too small"
"I've got 99 problems but my battery is almost dead so I guess we'll have to talk about this later."
"If a tomato gets put in a coma for being gay is it a fruit or a vegetable? ...its a hate crime"
"If a guy from Boston ever asks if you want to smoke a hookah be careful You might end up shooting a prostitute."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's an obscure number, you wouldn't know it."
"I have three daughters. They are Three, Ten and Eleven. I know, I know! These are strange names."
"There was a monster who ate properties... He ate a lot."
"Why did ISIS invade Antarctica? They saw a documentary about penguins and thought the continent was full of devout Islamic women."
"From a Southwest Airlines employee: ""There may be 50 ways to leave your lover but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft..."""