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Joke of the Day
"Arm wrestling is for guys who like to hold hands with other guys while staring into their eyes."
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"How do you embaress an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."
"When going to a furry convention... Everyone is game."
"I stab myself a little bit every day to slowly build up an immunity to being stabbed to death."
"Whenever I see a newspaper on a driveway, left out in the rain, I figure that house just forgot how to read."
"I got a new thesaurus Its pretty bad, though. Not only that, it's also bad."
"Good news for insomniacs Only three more sleeps til Christmas!"
"I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade"
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