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Joke of the Day

"Arm wrestling is for guys who like to hold hands with other guys while staring into their eyes."

"The price of oil has dropped so far that... Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen."

"If we get pulled over this beer is yours. - Dads"

"Him: What's your cup size? Me: Venti"

"I'm still mad NYC banned the lead paint I used to like sucking off my tenement windowsills. #DontTreadOnMe"

"What's the most messed up trap for Santa? A Nicolas Cage."

"I named my first dog ""What"". Only now did I just realize why the guy on tech support was getting so angry when he repeatedly asked ""What is the name of your first pet?"" and I kept answering ""Yes."""

"I run faster when I hear country music than sirens."

"What do you call a Spanish cucumber ? A cuke-hombre..."

"Unscramble these words! 1.) PNEIS 2.) HTIELR 3.) NGGERI 4.) BUTTSXE Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT?"