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Joke of the Day
"Sisters thinking of joining isis are infatuated with i products."
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" I am under the influence. I am above the influence. I AM THE INFLUENCE."""
"How does Wonder Woman like Superman to perform oral sex? She likes him to do the justice lick."
"What do you call a bunch of white guys and a one black man Court"
"What's the difference between a tiny penis and a joke? My date didn't laugh at my jokes."
"When someone's all, ""Words cannot begin to describe ..."" I'm all YES THEY CAN YOU HAVE A LIMITED VOCABULARY."
"Kermit and Miss Piggy are in bed and Miss Piggy says ""Kermit what are you going to do to my asshole tonight"" Kermit replied ""Rippit""."
"Friends: ""I need a new profile picture."" Me: ""I need a new face."""
"Since Ghandi walked barefoot, and ate a diet giving him bad breath, he was... A super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis!"
"What do you call a bird born in the 90s? A millennial falcon."