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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of white guys and a one black man Court"
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"A police man came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, ""This dog tells me you're on drugs."" ""I'm on drugs? You're the one talking to dogs"""
"You're a big internet fan arn't you? Yes I really get a buzz out of it!"
"Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? There was no atmosphere"
"Oh, you have dignity? Well I have nachos. I win."
"The average person eats 8 spiders a year *eating 2nd bowl of spiders* ""WHO'S AVERAGE NOW DAD?"""
"Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks."
"I found a typo on these Fruity Pebbles. For the serving size it says 3/4 ""cup."" They totally spelled ""box"" wrong."
"Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we're married & live together so I'd have to see them every day."
"Visitor: You're very quiet Jennifer. Jennifer: Well my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose."