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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of white guys and a one black man Court"
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"Is it possible to wanted the same thing and still break up.. Yeah, If you both only want to have sex with girls."
"Ice cream van man found dead on the floor of his ice cream van, covered in sprinkles and raspberry sauce Police are not treating the death as suspicious. They believe he topped himself."
"Of course he's a ""jolly"" rancher. He's herding candy. I'd be fucking delightful if that were my job."
"Woman are so emotional *throws a garbage can through my tv because a hockey team lost*"
"What do you call a pretentious mime? A dick in a box."
"If you don't cuss when you drive you aren't paying enough attention to the road."
"I sometimes love math jokes.... 50% of the time they put me in a positive mood"
"Signs And Notices"
"'I am your God, and now it is night!' I say as I turn the fish tank light off."