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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tiny penis and a joke? My date didn't laugh at my jokes."

"My pup has now chewed up 4 welcome mats and I'm beginning to think she's more antisocial than I am."

"Husband: I called my boss ""Honey"" today. Wife: What? Why? H: He was shouting at me and telling me I was wrong, and it just slipped out."

"Why did the janitor file for a divorce? He found his wife sweeping with someone else."

"If the camera adds ten pounds.. Do African kids even exist?"

"dark humor never gets old just like a kid with cancer"

"What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball."

"How did the high speed car chase end? Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem."

"How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman? With a phone."

"I've reprogrammed my FitBit to allow for more me time. And by reprogram, I mean I've attached it to the leg of a deer. I was born to run."