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Joke of the Day

"How does Wonder Woman like Superman to perform oral sex? She likes him to do the justice lick."

"Special shout out to the CIA, who were pouring cold water on people BEFORE the ""ice bucket challenge"" made it cool"

"Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather."

"A blonde strolls into her new office job at 10:30 The manager comes up to her and says, ""you should have been here at nine o'clock,"" to which the blonde responds ""why what happened?"""

"Trump and Cruz are fighting over whose dick is bigger and whose spouse is a bigger whore. Two more contests Hillary will win."

"My teeth are so crooked they should run for office."

"What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese."

"Did you read the book ""The History of Glue""? I couldn't put it down!"

"My sister is a theater teacher and asked her class, ""What would the world be like without theater?"" One of her students replied, ""Well, Abraham Lincoln would've lived a bit longer."""

"If I go to your place for the first time, unless you live in a castle, please don't ask me if I want a tour."