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Joke of the Day

"Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leaguesof course!"

"Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white? Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove"

"My neighbor is constantly whining about her small breasts. I think she's being a little too melondramatic"

"My therapist told me the reason I have a lower sex life than I want Is because I misinterpret what people are telling me. I'm pretty sure she wants my dick."

"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

"What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate."

"If I had a nickel for every time I had a nickel I would just continue getting nickels until I had all the nickels."

"I'm afraid our fetish-friendly sex robot won't be ready on time. We haven't worked out all the kinks yet."

"What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight."