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Joke of the Day
"What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight."
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"Talking too much is a sign of insecurity. So is keeping too quiet. So is breathing and having been born a human."
"If my DVR cuts off the last joke of my favorite sitcom one more time, I swear im gonn... **FREMULON**"
"My eyes have been bugging me recently, so I went to the doctor. He told me I have ocular herpes. Apparently I've been looking for love in all the wrong places."
"Dentist: ""You need a crown."" - Patient: ""Finally someone who understands me"""
"Man goes to the doctor because he believes he might have hemorrhoids He did and it was rather uncomfortable"
"Did you hear that the guy who invented predictive text has died. His funfair is next sundial."
"The best joke of them all You."
"""Your generation relies too much on technology"", my grandpa said. ""No, your generation relies too much on technology"", I replied, then I unplugged his life support."
"Q: What's the best way to accelerate a Mac? A: 9.81 m/s2"