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Joke of the Day

"My therapist told me the reason I have a lower sex life than I want Is because I misinterpret what people are telling me. I'm pretty sure she wants my dick."

"If you are at school, and the urge to take drugs hits you... Speak to the supply teacher.."

"What's the difference between a women's argument and a knife? The knife has a point !"

"The Thing About Godzilla Sex... Is that you can see it coming a mile away."

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it ain't three cause my basement is still dark."

"They were having a sale at the hospital for vasectomies... It was a package deal."

"Do math majors get degrees or radians?"

"Now that China has blocked Wikipedia, they're considering replacing it with... ... Xikipedia!"

"Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper."

"It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other."