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Joke of the Day

"My neighbor is constantly whining about her small breasts. I think she's being a little too melondramatic"

"A world renowned chef undercooked the meat It was a rare misteak"

"A man goes to a library and asks if they have a book on suicide The librarian says ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Him: why did the chicken cross the road? Her: I don't know. Him: to go to the shops. Do you think that's funny? Her: No. Him: neither did the chicken."

"What is Facebook? Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's ."

"I'm a simple man *bites a pinecone* I enjoy simple things *tosses a gun into a lake* that's why I decided to let these bees live in my skull"

"Studies have shown... (NSFW) 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape."

"An Egyptian man was told the river was too polluted to swim in. He refused to accept the fact, and went swimming in it anyhow. I guess you can say he was in da Nile."

"Whites are just like Asians, but with a cock"

"IF YOU LIKE THAT FACEBOOK STATUS SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT?!"