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Joke of the Day
"What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate."
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"[1st date] [to self] Don't let her know ur a boa constrictor Her: ""How's your meal?"" [i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table]"
"I'm calling about the poster for your missing cat. Why not ask the guy who took that picture? Just kidding, I ran over it."
"I refuse to believe that everybody was kung fu fighting. I'm sorry, but there had to be at least a couple people sitting that one out."
"Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin."
"Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens? Because they are a-door-able."
"Why did the communist Chinese government outlaw Viagra? They didn't want the people to have free elections."
"What did the woman say after 5 guys came on her for a porn video? Thank you all for coming!"
"Xanax, keeping moms from dropping their kids off at an orphanage since 1981."
"Press 1 for English. Press 2 for spanish. Press 1 and 2 at the same time for the latest Pitbull song"