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Joke of the Day
"If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
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"How to catch a polar bear Cut a hole in the ice. Surround the hole with frozen peas. When the bear walks up to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole!"
"If Memes Were Horses 4chan would give birth to it. Reddit would kill it. 9Gag would hump its dead body. Facebook would dig up its corpse and attempt to turn its remains into Frankenstein."
"What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage? They go to Cannes"
"My girlfriend wants a chest freezer for Christmas... I said ""Why? It's cold as tits outside already!"""
"My girlfriend calls me Ronda Rousey Because I only last 45 seconds in the ring."
"Are oranges named orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?"
"I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or ""foreplay"" as she likes to call it..."
"Religion or science? Science flies you to the moon, Religion flies you into buildings"
"""Please stop that."" -person who witnessed first guy beatboxing"