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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to a Pearl Harbor Day party later on. I'm totally going to get bombed! *Now... give me your downvotes... yes, I feed upon your scorn!*"

"If you had a gun with 1 bullet and you see Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton chilling in a boat in pacific ocean who would you shoot? I'd shoot god damn fucking boat because both deserves to sink."

"Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip."

"People keep complaining about 'Let it Go'... The song never bothered me anyway."

"Are you all allright? No, you are all left"

"Half way through the movie, I brought some popcorn downstairs for the kids & realized I rented the wrong Black Stallion DVD."

"What do anemic people drink? Pale ale"

"Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna"

"Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day Give a woman a fish and you're 'that weird fish guy.'"

"So there we were, 2 vs 100. We prepared our attack and started off strong... Killed 'em both."