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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to a Pearl Harbor Day party later on. I'm totally going to get bombed! *Now... give me your downvotes... yes, I feed upon your scorn!*"

"Whoever named the diaper did a lot better than whoever named sweatshirts."

"How does Professor Charles Xavier Apologise? He says ""Cerebro"""

"A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says... ""Five beers please."""

"(Utterly awful joke ahead) What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef? A borkmark."

"Next on a SPOOKY Friends: Ross invites new girl to Halloween party but Rachel shows up! WITCH one will he choose? Phoebe dies of dysentery."

"You should never have sex with your family member. No matter how much they incest!"

"""Hey, did you get a haircut today?"" ""No, I got all of them cut."""

"Mom always said she didn't have a favorite child, which was tough because I don't have any brothers or sisters."

"What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's? Baby's because you can use a pitchfork"