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"So I posted an opposing view on r/The_Donald [removed]"
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"I asked a grape about parenthood But it didn't know much about baby raisin."
"Ever since I became a vampire I've been too ashamed to even look at myself in the mirror"
"My parent trap worked perfectly. I now have five parents."
"I just make stuff up as I go. I call it Jazz Parenting."
"What is Ling Ling's (from King Pow) favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wiiiiiii U"
"Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."
"Sharon: I'm so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it."
"[marriage counseling] She thinks I make bad decisions ""He hired a clown for my nana's funeral"" PEOPLE NEEDED CHEERING UP, KAREN"
"This entire pizza told me thigh gaps are for queers."