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Joke of the Day
"Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely? He's been looking for love in Alderaan places."
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"A day without sunshine is like, well, night."
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"Whats the difference between a cricket ball and an Aboriginals pussy? You can eat a cricket ball"
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"What do you call a a a a aoohhh? Yo mama last night bro."
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