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Joke of the Day
"What's the most depressed thing in the bathroom? The toilet. It always takes all the shit."
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"Having gay parents must be horrible You either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of ""go ask your mom"""
"Just removed my bra, whipped it around my head, and tried to toss it away, but a hook got caught in my hair. Available for bachelor parties."
"How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event."
"If a tree falls in a forest and no one hesrs it, Do the squirrels sleep sideways?"
"Another way that succes is like pregnancy Women have to get it from men."
"Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: Recalculating Route Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: Recalculating Route Me: *Wrong Turn Siri: You're on your own, Idiot."
"It might be good at board games, but don't let DeepMind handle your video camera. It's been known to trash Go Pros"
"How would I describe myself in three words? Eats anything. Beyonce."
"A local grocery bagger has been bagging cola on top of bread. Many were concerned that their bread would be flattened. His response to their concerns was ""It's fine. They're soft drinks"""