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Joke of the Day

"""Laughter is the best medicine"" -doctor who failed med school"

"Maced a hobo who started pulling cables out of my computer at work. Turned out to be the hipster IT guy and now I'm in HR again."

"People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that."

"Police Officer: You know, this is a one way street? Me: I was only going one way..."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as a choirboy."

"What do an old cars and pasta have in common? They're both al dente."

"What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!"

"It's not fair that lab animals get to test all those nice cosmetics while I'm stuck using the cheap stuff."

"I once met an Asian with excellent grammar... So I said, ""Wow, your grammar is so good!"" And they replied, ""No.....my grandma's dead."""

"Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear? A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck."