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Joke of the Day

"Today, I saw a sign outside a dental office that said ""We do our business in your mouth"" and I haven't stopped laughing."

"What's the best way to make your wife angry during sex? Call her and tell her where you are."

"Why does the court never make mistakes about rape? Because it's always black on white."

"My friend drowned. So at his funeral... ...we took a cake shaped like a life raft. After all...It's what he would have wanted."

"I wonder... ...how many people will read this in the bathroom."

"Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back"

"What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny."

"In which fairy tale does a man kick another man in the balls, only to discover that his victim is actually a woman? Boot in Puss"

"I need some help with my Halloween costume. I'm dressing up as Ebola and I want to make sure everyone gets it."

"Why did the bike fall over? It was ""two"" tired."