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Joke of the Day

"Did You Hear about the Gender Identity Problems among Robots? Yeah. They all have trans-sisters..."

"Sex is so much more with a big penis . . . With a small penis, you're barely scratching the cervix."

"There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't"

"Nobody can negotiate like a 4 year old told he has 2 minutes til bed."

"Why was yellow angry at red? Red blue green."

"Batman- See, kids? Even one extremely wealthy white male can make a difference."

"What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated? No hard feelings."

"Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster."

"Michelle Obama had an awesome speech tonight... I wonder how long we'll have to wait for Malinia Trump to steal it. The part about her black daughters will be awkward."

"If I had a crystal ball that could see five years into the future... I would have 2020 vision."