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Joke of the Day
"What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated? No hard feelings."
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"Waana hear a joke? Women's Rights."
"Yo mama so fat her nickname is ""Lardo"""
"What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor? The training."
"What is Helen Kellers favorite color? Corduroy."
"A scared look and a ""let me go google that"" is not what you want to hear from the gynecologist."
"A midget walks into a doctors clinic carrying a sword Doctor: Gerald! What's gotten into you man? Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh."
"Once a neutron went in a mall After all the shopping and stuff, he went to the billing counter and asked bill please The guy there said no charge for you"
"What is E.T. short for? So he can fit into his spaceship."
"If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I just really hope they segregate us by genre."