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Joke of the Day
"Nobody can negotiate like a 4 year old told he has 2 minutes til bed."
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"Batman : Do you bleed?? Wonderwoman : No Batman : ugh.. You forgot to take the pill again didn't you??"
"Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access."
"Hippos... It's not as easy as you think... Why do hippopotamus' have sex in the water? Have you ever tried keeping a 30lb pussy wet?"
"*singing scales* Do, Re, uh... *calls Lionel Ritchie* ""Hey"" Hello! ""What comes after Do & Re on a music scale?"" Is it Mi you're looking for?"
"What's long, dark, and stinks? The unemployment line."
"Where do farm animals get their groceries? The pharmacy."
"how do you know when you are in love? When she taps you on the ass and says ""Its in *Love*"" **Taxi**"
"Red neck word of the day ""fitness"" I don't think there's any way we're ""fitness"" in the back a da truck"
"My son just said he likes 'the booty'. So now I have to convince his mom that the Cinemax show he watched with me was about pirates."