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Joke of the Day

"Sex is so much more with a big penis . . . With a small penis, you're barely scratching the cervix."

"Dark Jokes Post your darkest joke in the comments"

"Did you hear about the Woodstock Killer? He was charged for murder within tents."

"During our First Dance at our Wedding My new wife looked into my eyes and said ""Where have you been my whole life?"" I said ""SOBER"""

"To take her mind off being mistakenly judged Miss Universe,Miss Columbia went to get her teeth whitened.. The Dentist told her she needs a crown."

"My Girlfriend broke up with me because I don't last long in bed... I told her if she ever changes her mind, all she has to do is phone and I'll come straight away."

"Struggling with Christmas Presents??? If you're struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas... Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it!"

"Anytime I'm watching something on tv my wife starts talking to me as if her words are going to expire if she doesn't use them."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to Hungary."

"Story of my life Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Dr: Yes. Me: No."