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Joke of the Day
"There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't"
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"Thank you to the Spanish public for. .. ...rallying round and providing new headlines."
"Do you know why russians always rush B? Because they already Russia."
"[wife crosses out another baby name off the list] What? What's wrong with Carlos Danger Grenades?"
"Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes."
"When does a tree want less? When it's sycamore."
"I'd eat more Mexican food if it didn't look like someone had already eaten it before me."
"A pig with a cold is called... pigachu!"
"The Energizer Bunny is starting a career in porn... They put his batteries in backwards and he keeps coming and coming and coming."
"Keep the Earth clean! Its not Uranus."