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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler need glasses? He could NAZI"
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"What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else? Their ""Senor""ity!"
"What is the difference between a bowling ball and a Romanian woman's Pussy? If you had to, you could eat the bowling ball."
"What is a Rastafarian's favorite country? Yemen"
"(DARK) Why do mathematicians love Hitler? He had the Final Solution."
"""I wish my girlfriend sucked my dick the way she sucked the fun out of everything."" -Shakespeare"
"So I am not signing up for my company's 401K... There is no way I could ever run that far."
"i made up a joke once one day i made up a joke, but i am lactose intolerant and so i died"
"I hate when I'm in a restaurant bathroom, and I run out of toilet paper. Like my dinner guests are gonna be scared of HALF a mummy costume"
"What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach? The volleyball net."