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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a bowling ball and a Romanian woman's Pussy? If you had to, you could eat the bowling ball."

"I'm going to complain about the cold until a Canadian gets mad enough to say something rude, like 'I'm sorry but it's colder in Canada."""

"You know you're in your 30's and single when you automatically look for wedding rings even while watching porn."

"I like my coffee black... like it's waiting for it's welfare check."

"I was asked where I see myself in fives at a job interview Apparently ""riding your mom"" was not the right answer"

"Remember how they used to call Bill Cosby ""America's Dad""? No fucking wonder most of the country has daddy issues."

"TIFU by going to Jimmy John's for lunch.. Whoops, wrong sub."

"What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant? Attempted Crepe"

"What's a crusader's favourite drink? A Teu-tonic."

"Share the most offensive and politically incorrect jokes you know."