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Joke of the Day
"Today some boiled water died.. It shall be mist"
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"What does toilet paper and the Star Trek Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons."
"""DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME"" - Farts"
"What's your ringtone? That's nice, mine's a light shade of brown."
"Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat? She wanted to wash up on shore"
"""Who watches this shit?"" - Me, watching shit"
"Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble."
"Some folks will spend the weekend having fun and enjoying themselves. We call these people ""Single""."
"what lies dead, a hundred feet in the air? a dead centipede"
"I totally understand how batteries feel. Because I'm rarely ever included in things either."