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Joke of the Day

"What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach? The volleyball net."

"Why do first year film students like analyzing porn? It's easy to identify the climax."

"Me: Hey, look, I can't stay long, I've got a cab downstairs. Her: You took a cab? Me: I'm gonna give it back!"

"What is the cheapest date ever? Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side."

"What do you call a Clinton with no legs? Doesn't matter. She won't come. Edit: oops, wrong type of Bitch."

"North Korean Joke Poop is like a North Korean rocket: it's produced by an ass and splashes into the water."

"What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses? There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!"

"Being single is nice because I don't have to repeat my mumbled gibberish in a defensive tone."

"My girlfriend told me to stop listening to Oasis I said maybe.."

"What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers? The designated driver."