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Joke of the Day
"i made up a joke once one day i made up a joke, but i am lactose intolerant and so i died"
Next Joke
"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a scorpion"
"How do you get a pool player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."
"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny"
"What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !"
"What do princess Diana and pink Floyd have in common? their biggest hits were both the wall"
"Saw a sign that said ""Join a 5k run! Fight childhood obesity!"" Shouldn't the kids just run it themselves?"
"My kid brother used to have a lazy eye and had to wear an eye patch. My whole body is lazy so I'm wearing my couch."
"""I'm so hungry, I could eat a human baby."" Everyone in Whole Foods stares at me stunned ""Corn-fed organic of course, I'm not a monster."""
"4: ""Mom, I'm gonna be just like you when I grow up and say bad words and eat French fries two at a time."""