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Joke of the Day

"I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something."

"So, a friend of the bride gives her a wedding gift... It is an Elsa mug. Why? Cause she should have let him go."

"Told my doctor I had a headache. He gave me 2 hollowpoint ""pills"" and a 9mm ""delivery system"" Damn Obama Care."

"Obama: ""Anybody else wanna see my birth certificate?"" Drops mic, walks away."

"Anyone else here able to spell ""condescending narcissist"" correctly on the first try? Yeah, I didn't think so."

"What happened to the joke that insulted the mods? People laughed, because it was a good joke."

"Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs? They're too short to be called Essays."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"SCIENCE JOKE A NEUTRON WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS THE BARTENDER AND SAID, ""HOW MUCH DOES A DRINK COST?"" The bartender replies "" For you no charge."""

"She had a LITTLE lamb? No way! I watched Mary make six trips to the buffet."