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Joke of the Day
"Obama: ""Anybody else wanna see my birth certificate?"" Drops mic, walks away."
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"A guy wore a Hanukkah shirt to a Christmas party... He was in the Menorah Tee."
"TIL: Roofing in the Summer heat can be dangerous WARNING: HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA"
"Life without you is like a broken pencil Doesn't fucking matter to me"
"What appears when you ask a genie for a classical composer? A wish Liszt."
"Camo Elephants Q: Why do elephants paint their balls red? A: To hide in cherry trees. Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A: Giraffes eating cherries."
"Buddy: her boyfriend was killed? Me: Yeah, she said he was hung like a horse but I'm like, who even kills horses like that?"
"Mechanical bull rides are a good place to meet someone with busted genitals."
"Just to clarify: If original content is about Carlos Mencia, is it a repost?"
"A baby is 75% water. So if I walked on babies I'd be 75% Jesus. #SolidLogic"