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Joke of the Day

"Weird Joke Q: Why did Godcreate man before woman?A: He needed a rough draft before he made a final copy."

"What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends? I can control my salt intake at In-n-out."

"What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school? Deez hoes ain't lawyers."

"The only time a man has ever asked me ""do you have a sister?"" was just to make sure he avoided dating her too."

"Where do you see yourself in five years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"HADES: Unleash the hell hound! CERBERUS: *sipping tea* I told you to ask first if it's a good time for us. HADES: Is it a-- CERBERUS: No."

"I put the 'fun' in functional alcoholic."

"A woman walks into a bar... she walks up to the bartender and asks for a double entendre, So he gives it to her."

"What do you call a diseased duck? A Mallardy."

"What do multiculturalism and the movie Jaws have in common? They both made Americans despise great whites!"