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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"Give a man a gun he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the whole world"

"Dogs playing poker Why are dogs bad at poker? Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament? Because he's a Doberman."

"Why are Redditors so good at fencing? Because they always riposte."

"Check out this article: The"

"SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE John: I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you? Bob: I'm not sure. What was your wife's maiden name?"

"My mom asked me if I would still date a girl who had cancer and lost her hair from chemo. i told her, ""Of course, that just means she has better head!"""

"What's the difference between Luke Skywalker and a black man? Luke Skywalker eventually finds out who his father is."

"I promise, I'm only gonna have 2 beers tonight.... 2 beers in dog beers"

"What do you call a mexican barber? El Chapo"