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Joke of the Day

"SCIENCE JOKE A NEUTRON WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS THE BARTENDER AND SAID, ""HOW MUCH DOES A DRINK COST?"" The bartender replies "" For you no charge."""

"Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama? Keem Jong Un."

"What does caravans and women underwear have in common? Both are in the way if you are in a hurry"

"Thinking it's a not a good thing when the pizza delivery guy knows my dog by name."

"A line to use on Polish people You must be a magnetic Pole because I'm attracted to you."

"If you accidentally get stuck holding the door for a bunch of people. 1. Relax 2. Accept your fate 3. You are part of the building now"

"Whats the difference? Whats the difference between mash potatoes and pea soup?... Anyone can mash potatoes..."

"Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction."

"What did the fisherman do on his date? Netfish and krill"

"Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke? Cause he just got it!"