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Joke of the Day
"She had a LITTLE lamb? No way! I watched Mary make six trips to the buffet."
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"ISIS is taking back territory after a surprise turn of events Their new partnership with Samsung is quickly paying off"
"When someone asks me how my day is, I like to say ""Still kinda pissed about Hiroshima,"" & then start swearing in Japanese."
"My coworker who believes Jesus Christ was the immaculately conceived son of God who rose from the dead can't believe it's Monday already."
"Fruits are single-handedly keeping the sticker industry afloat."
"50/50- What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."
"Your vehicle has this magical lever That shows which direction you're turning"
"What does racist matthew mcconaughey say? alt-right, alt-right, alt-right"
"An astronaut was ejected from the ISS naked. It's OK, though. He felt no pressure."
"So there were these two extremely saggy breasts.... one looked to the other and said ""If we don't get some support soon, they're gonna think we're both nuts!"""